Here it is ...
FLOCKIN...oops .... Flocked tree...
The humidity is so bad here it took four days for the nursery to have a day nice enough to flock it.
I really did not feel like messing with this tree,
The lights are the worst part...
My son wanted blue lights...not really what I wanted, but being he is the only one in the house that really wanted a tree, we bought the blue lights.
Oh heck no,
do you see the green wires?
No one told me...
I saw it when I stepped back.
(It was 10pm and I was not stopping now)
Look a little closer...
This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here!
Yes, there they are!
(I am starting to feel like Clark Griswold)
Kinda like that BIG ole piece of spinach on your front tooth and not one person is gonna speak up!
Don't laugh you know what I mean...
I am working on a plan...
Because the flocking falls off so bad there is
IN THE NORTH POLE
I am taking those blue lights off.
Call to Camo Man (Hubby)...tell him, we need
lights with white wires...he says,
" NO, use the lights we've got, cause we have
spent to much on the FLOCKIN tree."
moving on to
I am going to shove those blue little monsters down in the tree and put the so many ornaments we
won't need the lights...
(ok for the rest of the season, call me Clark!)
Hey, maybe I could pull one of the spotlights out of the landscape, wire it to the ceiling and have that shining down on the tree ...
Just to get an idea of the FLOCKING,
look at the socks I wore last night.
Can someone send me some socks and vaccum cleaner bags?
THIS TREE IS GOING TO WORK!
I have got to save this tree and my sanity...well guess you will have to check back and see if I make it through the day or even the whole